Look! This is only the first part!
Does anyone have the first page in a better resolution?
The text is hard to read.
Page one in full resolution.
So has the lazy cunt finished this yet?
To quote: November's Bribe
"Journal Entry: an hour ago
I have a few things to clear up about the comic:
-zillions of inquiries about page 3 do not in fact make it appear any sooner.
-been busy for the past few months with the comic that was recently completed for HEAT 7, which was on a deadline.
-it is extended to a 4-pager.
-yes I'm going to post it to FA when it's done."
See? All hope is not lost.
The third page will be legendary. It will be both Wan's masterpiece and the undisputed greatest piece of, not just furry art, but art, the world has ever known. Upon seeing this picture and the straight will start immediately hitting on the closest male body in sight, the bicurious will make the guys with leather speedos at pride parades look like Bill O'Reilly the gays will... there is no analogy for how ferociously, unimaginably gay they shall become.
Even a 16th of the picture, in low resolution, block censored, pix-elated, with a picture of rosy o'donald and your mom 69ing overlayed on top, would make a 90 year old asexual, castrated, autistic, and paraplegic priest, instantly cum three gallons of jizz that blow off his pants.
This is the prophecy of November's Bribe III
Oh my god. Edwin House.
Archive of Wans work:
I've been sent by the U.S government to make sure that the third page comes,no matter how many trolls have to do die to do it.Zaush is going through some personal troubles right now, but I'm not surprised that 99.8% of the internets don't give a smokin' crap. A breakup can be harsh, but if I were in that position, drawing porn wouldn't have anything to do with my romantic life.
I dunno, the only thing we can do is watch the trolls whine about not getting it and enjoy all the humour that they generate, whilst also hoping that Wan can overcome is personal troubles to grace the furry fandom with the Holy Grail of gay pronz.
Pawsru. Serious business.
>>47015 reinforcements are standing by!
>>47015 Blackwater has got your back
>>47015 the sniper team are ready for your orders!
Copy that bravo team air support is on stand by.
We have your flanks brave soliders
OUR UAV IS ONLINE!!!!!
ENEMY UAV SPOTTED
CONTACT! Enemy at our three!
COUNTER UAV IS UP THEIR BLIND!!!!!!
CARE PACKAGE, ON THE WAY
I enjoy this thread very much.
>>47227 Mission Accomplished
Skeleton army is here just in case they return
Bradley in position !
Jesus is here and he's pissed off
screw tanks... mechs gonna fuck you up
And if it truly comes down to it... We have...
This thread just keeps getting better and better.
GOLD LEADER STANDING BY
Redd Foxx Standing by...OH GOD ELIZABETH!!!
Big Red standing by...
Red Oktober standing by
Sword? No, but you have my axe!
Sorry We're late. We took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up bogged up in the trenches. The rest of the platoon will be here shortly
Second Armored Platoon Reporting!
We had to help The First Armored after they got bogged up in the trenches.
You promised never to speak of it! You promised!
*curls up into a ball*
It was a special time...
A special time for both of us...
There is a disturbance in the force, the Jedi Knights are present to restore the balance
We have gathered many assets and heroes, I am sure many more shall join us along the way, but now we march for the 'Grail of m'Yiff'.
The time is upon us men! Go forth, scour the interwebs, find us the clues to the wearabouts of this most sacred of pr0n!
KNIGHTS.... WE RIDE!!
Seriously folks, we want an Admin to STICKY this thread, not DELETE it...Just keep scouring for information(I'll need a spy).
Hold on...call coming in...Who is this?
Three guesses, and the first two don't count.
BOURNE!?!?(Trace the Call...WHERE IS HE?)
Right Ma'am....it says he's somewhere deep in the depths of Semi-Popular Youtube Videos about Cats...He's with The Standing Cat, one of our old operatives from the early 90's.
Who I'm with doesn't matter.
I know you want to get this thread stickied.
I can make that happen.Your most likely chance would be to nab ''Incidentallity''s spot. Aim for that,and you should have no problem achieving your objectives.The Cat is teaching me how to get an FA account as we speak, so that I can be of more use in the field.
If all else fails,there's still Project Weegee,but I recommmend that as a last resort.
I see you have The Round Table, a few Jedi Knights, a small military and a dolphin with a gun at you command. You should be safe for the moment, but beware sages and straightfags.
Oh, and Pam, get some rest.You look tired.
Woah man......That's just gross.
this thread has bee Touched by god and now turned into a fucking picture war and none of the comic.
and you know who you are so i think this picture fits
Good day, Dave.
Project Star_Wars is ready on your command.
Shakazulu standing by
Alright, well Bourne is back online, so that's good, and we also have the support of President Obama HIMSELF (With nunchuks no less), but I need to know WHO ordered the hit on those innocent and cuddly dolphins... only someone in THIS ROOM could have had that authorization...
God I love this thread.
I've located the commie dolphin killer. I'm unable to reach him right now,but I sent in someone who I think is MORE than capable of handling it.
Goddammit Bourne, you owe me one.
The force is strong in this thread
execute order 66 on all who oppose this thread
exterminate, exterminate, destroy >>48084
This is downright the greatest amount of win this board has ever experienced.
Continue the operation!
You all seem a little worked up. I prescribe you 1 kitten to be petted daily after each meal.
Alright, we're finally here, had a bit of trouble along the way.
Actually, instead of a cat butt, I recommend you take this instead.
Ever Since the Japanese Yakuza declared all-out war on the Dolphin Republic, I've used these sharks as my primary defense.
As you can see, my efforts paid off. All those dead dolphins were actually my doubles. Sharks in dolphin suits... I'm so glad those Japanese gangsters are blinder than bats and dumber than bricks...
Unfortunately, the Whale Kindgom did not fare so well, as there were no sharks big enough to work as a decoy...
A moment of silence for our fallen brothers...
Jason Bourne, in light of recent events, you have the full military and economic support of the Dolphin Republic and our protectorates.
May the seas be fair and the winds in your favor.
It's done Bourne. These guys were amateurs,just low-level sea-life hating scum. The head-honcho managed to esape before I could take care of him though, so you're on your own there. I have a daughter now,so I can't keep doing this kinda crazy stuff anyways.
Don't worry. One of our advanced scouts has their leader in his sights. Good work on forcing him out into the open for us. we couldn't have done it without you.
Houston, this is Jupiter Massive. We have Received Target Coordinates, and have a firing solution prepared and ready to go.
Please Confirm Launch Authorization Code:
Jupiter Massive, this is Houston.
Launch Authorization Code is confirmed. I repeat, Confirmed.
Operation Marine Vengeance is a go.
Good Luck, Jupiter Massive.May the seas be fair and the winds in your favor.
Jupiter Massive Preparing Launch...
May God have mercy on our souls...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAM!!! TELL THEM TO STOP FIRING! IT'S ME YOUR VICE COMMADER!!!I'M THE MOLE! THEY'RE TAKING OUT HALF THE GODDAMN CONTINENT! I'M SORRY I BETRAYED YOU! Just HEAR me OUT..
All your thread are belong to us
VOSEN!? It was YOU all along? Why would you do this?! I TRUSTED you, you ASSHOLE.
Dammit Pam just LISTEN...I foun out something that's going to bring this entire operation down to it's KNEES.Listen carefully....Zaush is actually--
What do you want?
Jesus Christ....We just lost the only SOLID LEAD we've had in days...JUPITER MASSIVE,STAND DOWN,I REPEAT.....Stand down.
Houston, this is Jupiter Massive...
Fired all the nukes...
We can't stop them...
Did someone call for a Hero?!
It's okay Jupiter Massize....He's already dead.
Good job eliminating the leader though,I just wish we could have gotten more info out of him....
So, um... Now that all the nukes are gone, this station has served it's purpose... Can we go now?
Well guys, I think they need a hero!
NO! NO HEROES!It's already TOO late. The only way we could prevent his death from happening would be to TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME...
Oh no,that was just a joke guys.....We can't go back in time...heh...
Didn't we just go and change the past just now?
How is this possible?
As it turns out, if you cut off your wind pipe by choking yourself hard enough while at the same time scream very loudly,you create a paradox in space-time. A black hole forms at the base of your throat and you are thrown into another place in time.
I know what you're thinking.
"Is he insane? Am I insane?"
No. Neither of us are insane.
We DID go into the past.
We DID save the earth.
We ARE Heroes!!!
Just look outside your window for your proof!