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No. 12949
3. HTH is not about HTH. HTH is about sex scenes. So stop obsessing so much about the site, on the site, and get to the good stuff. Here's how it loads right now:
Splash page with small logo (splash page, really? Is this the 90's?)
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Warning/Age check
This might be legally required, I'm skeptical. But even if it is, it should a. Not be FLASH and b. BE PART OF THE FIRST SPLASH PAGE.
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"Use firefox" nag screen.
No. Look, I'm a firefoxfag too, but there are limits. You wanna have a little button on the side of your blog, fine. You wanna refuse to support shitty browsers, fine. But don't put a massive, slow-fade, FLASH in the intro to scream at every visitor "USE THIS BROWSER." Flash is pretty much cross-platform anyway, so if your flash website can't run in most modern browsers, you're doing something very, very wrong.
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"Title" screen with quick fade.
Just in case we forgot in the ten seconds since the first one.
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Finally, the "Central Launch" page for the site.
Still not actually in the game, but this is kind of a hub that goes to the donations,
website, etc. Looks nice, but THIS SHOULD NOT EXIST. It should be ordinary html, and it should be part of the HTH html site, not part of the flash game proper. By clicking "Play"...
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We finally land on the Map page, which I suppose could be considered the game itself.
That's five, count em, FIVE speed bumps between showing up at HTH and actually getting to the game. And even at the map screen, we still have to select an area and roam around before we find anything remotely interesting.
Here's an alternative that would work much, much better:
Splash screen and age warning, html
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Flash file that quickly fades in from black to a blowjob in progress. Once it's ended (or skipped), we find ourselves in a private room. We can either go back to the girl for more sex, check out the map on the wall for fast-travel, or step outside and explore the immediate area.
Blowjob every startup too annoying? Set a cookie and have the flash dump the user straight to the room after their first visit.
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